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That makes sense and their method acting worked well. I was miserable watching Crash.

Has to be one of the most handsome Presidents I've ever seen. Ever.

Not at all- my point is that climate change has nothing to do with short term weather patterns. When you reduce climate change to “it’s warmer than usual... CLIMATE CHANGE!” you open the door to “it’s snowing out- CLIMATE CHANGE IS BULLSHIT!”

America doesn’t ask much of you, besides 30% of your income, give or take, and a begrudging tolerance for Ken Burns

Houston really fucking sucks today.

You hoisted George W Bush on us. You elected Rick Perry. You elected Greg Abbott, and the chucklehead legislators who passed the law that could threaten access to abortion for women across the country when it hits the SCOTUS this term.

I’ve always defended Houston to you all, but today I’m going to stop. Today I’m finally ashamed to be a Houstonian. Only 600,000 people voted. Out of 2.2 million. I blame all of the people I know who were eligible to vote and didn’t because they were “too busy” or “their vote wouldn’t matter,” or forgot to register or

Voting Democrat isn’t indicative of much when a city will still vote nearly 2:1 to give up on protecting basic human rights.

They should just build a wall around all the southern states. It would be a service to humanity.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

A&F catalogue was always gay porn. The ladies were window dressing.

Did you see “Bubba Ho-Tep”? AMAZING.

where’s the anthony bourdain of cleaning!?!

I’m sorry to report that yes, I’m familiar. Back in my day they called it “squirrel brains,” and the one person I saw perform this also ended up as a drug addict! If it weren’t so disgusting, it would be a perfect long-term study to track the cause/effect relationship going on here!

I’ve seen that shit.

LOL Redheads have some of the creepiest stans, second only to Asians.

And Rick Perry would still be considered “the smart one”.

I dunno, it seems pretty cruel to inflict on Mexico...

“Move to Austin!” they say. “It’s not like TEXAS Texas!” they say.

But yet, Abbott would still be my governor. Ted Cruz would still be my senator. My neighbors would still be denied basic human decency. #nothanks