Watched this more than once. No apologies necessary. Was dumb & fun. People do worse things.

Story of my life as a lifelong butch.

Truth!

Does everyone agree that T. Cruz ate his own tonsil stone?

Wojicki must have nice delts.

Tru!

The Look: Coke addled CIA agent posing as a Vegas magician .

But listeria is the #1 flavor in Texas!

I was hoping for this. The perfect gift. Thank you, Jezebel.

Tex-ass!

Best Burts

If you are a disruptor & live in Austin, please consider signing up to be a Crisis Actor & disrupting this event. Texas is on a list of states where toddlers (plural) have shot someone within the last year.

George P.

Baby Greg Gumbel

How many commentors on this thread are publicists?

Phew. Thought that was Don Johnson for a sec and I was like:Nooo! Then I read small town stand-up comedian Ohio mayor and I’m like:Oh.

Beautiful person. Beautiful work.

My father is a malignant narcissist & sociopath. Picking the meanest thing he’s said about my looks is proving to be as difficult as coming up with my favorite movie or song. Working on whittling it down to the top 20 by decade.

Being raised in an emotionally & verbally abusive household prepared me for working in the film industry. Realizing this made me get out. Totally toxic environment.

Seems like illegal & legal drugs should have birth control versions. Plan B meth & craft beer would make someone some $$$.