Eh, Bush stole that election. Nader may have helped to make it look more legitimate, but all of us that were of voting age and did nothing about it afterwards are to blame.

Amen! Texas and the rest of the Bible Belt need an intervention.

Word! The best education I ever got was being expelled from religious & “secular” private schools in Houston in the 80’s.

Most of the self-proclaimed vegetarians in Texas I’ve met only eat steak sometimes. Otherwise they stick to chicken & fish. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Texas is ruled by the church because of gerrymandering.

Hearing about the sequel is reigniting the mental Montezuma's revenge the first movie gave me.

My father has no idea how old I am even though he’s known me for 46 years.

Shows like this remind me why I left the industry & became a D.I.Y. filmmaker. Effie Brown is a hero, tho. That Powder Dude Director is lucky AF to be working with her.

The good news is Gwyneth composted it after & used it to grow some organic zucchini that she used to make a delightfully simple ratatouille. Get the recipe on GOOP!

Wouldn’t want her to propose, but Jason’s mom was a total MILF.

Total dairy face.

I watch to see what my exes have been up to.

Joan’s mid-nineties Camille Paglia look is hot.

Bat-titties.

Ben was misquoted! He said he just needed “a shoulder to motorboat on.” And he was doing research for the Nanny Diaries reboot he’s directing.

Our lesbian mayor is currently being sued by a group of pastors for trying to get an equal rights ordinance passed that included, but was not limited to, the LGBQT community. She could not legally marry her longtime partner in Texas until SCOTUS ruling. State of Texas is still a theocracy thanks to gerrymandering.

Part of cheapness due to availability of large group of exploited laborers. Lower taxes means less services for Texans who need it. Cheap living comes at a cost for many.

The Room 2: Ennui Boogaloo?