Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.

I thought we were past the ridiculous and totally unprovable claims that someone else could have beaten Trump.

Well.... President Obama is a Constitutional Law scholar, and a successful politician, and generally a pretty cerebral guy.

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.