I remember my first Heineken; I thought it was skunked. Then I had my second Heineken, and realized that nope, it’s just the only beer I actively dislike.

your girlfriend didn’t write this. My wife did.

Did my girlfriend write this article? Is this the ultimate passive aggressive note?

Michelin only gives a maximum of three stars, Katy. GOSH!

Is that Ice tea?

The GOP only cares about deficits and debt when Dems are in power.

this is what im here for

That was Tejanos, a group that included Native born Mexicans as well as American and European emigrants who had become Mexican citizens. All of them rebelled against Antonio Lopez De Santa Anna when he essentially dissolved the standing laws and constitution of Mexico by implementing Las Siete Leyes.

Guys, Sinbad is right there waiting for that call.

Oh, the irony. I wonder how the CFO of Conde Nast feels about this.

+1 bout of rhabdomyolysis.

I have to disagree with you coach. True championship pee is Burnt Orange.

C’mon, Tim. I thought covering the end of Roman reigns was Patrick Wyman’s beat.

30 pieces of silver

No. That’s the same excuse people use to explain away revenge porn. No one deserves to be blackmailed.

Why not ask They Might Be Giants?

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

There are only 538 electors, so it’s actually 304/227