Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

“So that’s it after all I’ve done? ‘So long, good luck?’”

....and his wife was HOT!

Hold me closer tiny dunker

The breaking point is when the team rejected the pointy-headed hypnotist Fowler hired, claiming that it’s mathematically impossible to give more than 100%

“Joey Votto metaphorically hit a home run straight into my dick and my dick exploded.”

Do you mean to say that Joey Votto donged a dong, a dong that’s now gone?

“Utah, one of the least metropolitan cities in the NBA”

True warriors seek out the greatest opponents to smite

Free speech obviously includes spreading hate. I think the Westboro Baptist case made that crystal clear, if there was ever any doubt. And the limit on inciting panic is quite narrow. You have to be inciting imminent lawless action.

You think that is hard. Imagine the difficulty I had typing this very sentence.

Sounds like there’s demand in racing for dent-resistant side panels.

You can pry my dick punches from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS.

Frankly, this is refreshing when you consider that the normal course of action for a superior in dealing with the misdeeds of friars is to simply cover them up.

I feel like the title of this article is pretty misleading.

They aren’t standing with him. They’re saying that what Directors do (legally), on their time and on their dime, is none of FB’s concern. That’s not a terribly novel position to take.

Why are there two Newcastles just chillin’ on the shelf of shit? Put ‘em in the fridge.

I want to hate you for this, but damnit I just can’t.

It depends. Did they play their part while you played your game?

But who’s to blame?