@CharlzR: That was one of the funniest comments I have seen here.

@damnElantra: No, the Tornado does not deliver the benefits that it claims. I would agree that any of the "Snake Oil" type aftermarket products would be bad gifts to get. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

@NO_SLUSHBOX Loved the Greg of Akron reference. I grew up in Akron and remember seeing his art work on customized vans.

I have to admit that I have a soft spot in my heart (or is it head?) for the Saab 99.

Dollar for dollar, the best car I ever owned was a 1975 Saab 99. But then it only cost me $125 in 1986 plus another $175 for two parts cars, one of which my dad drove for several years. I drove the '75 99 for almost 10 years and put about 20,000 miles on it one year.

Hey, there's a JDM Skyline running around Houston.

What I remember most about the '76, '77 Volares was the front fenders rusting off in a line behind the front wheels. I think Chrysler replaced almost all of them in the rust belt states.

In general bumper stickers are just a bad idea but I liked the one that said: