@Benguin:

The Law Abiding Engineer one is brilliant. Not really an April fools, but fantastic anyways.

@the7k:

Would you be proud of having the name "The Dirtiest Girl in Porn?"

What's with the funky remix of Fly Me to the Moon?

Didn't puppets largely die out in the 90's thanks to Terminator 2 and, of course primarily, Jurassic Park?

I think I've reached a point in my life where I'll probably never buy a, geh, "JRPG" again. And I thought the trailer was pretty cool to be honest, neat idea, make an interesting anime. But as games they just can't hold my interest anymore.

Perhaps it's finally time to get around to RE5? Or at least Resitance 2... maybe not.

Oddly I would always watch my sister play Diablo 1/2 and vice versa whern we still lived at home together.

This game has such an uphill struggle that I'd never expect to see in PoP after Sands of Time brought it back to life.

@PoweredByHentai:

@Altima NEO:

@EveryoneNobody:

Nice. It they should have played it straight though, at least at first, as it would have made Virtua Fighter aficionado's heads implode.

That's nuts. Never mind how valuable they can be, nevermind that perhaps the wife had a point, at least insofar as she found the things so objectionable and upsetting for whatever reason.

@ThirzaLepidus:

You know I don't get the appeal of "scoops" in this industry. I mean it's not news really, just marketing being revealed.

@SlurpeeNinja:

Curse you Kotaku, teasing me with Rolento's profile among those other SSF4 participants!

One universe should be a faithful recreation of the 60's cartoon. Cell shade it even.