I just got a new oven after 5 years of one that would swing 80 degrees in either direction of the temperature setting.  I made peanut butter cookies with a fudge marshmallow fluff filling, that finally came out cooked right.

I SAID I'M HOPING IT'S GARRETT MORRIS' VERSION.

Stop using Seth as a weapon

That's alright, I was thinking Ian McShane.  Which I approved.  "Elementary, cocksucker"

go.  One of my biggest regrets in life is that I missed her playing a small venue near my house about 8 years ago.

don't look in the mirror

there is a great bar called The Rose and Crown in Palo Alto, fantastic beer selection.

I believe mountain dew mixed with cocaine is called sex with an intern

It's awesome.  I like it on eggs.

I just had to google it.

@Gjetostbuster:disqus My three year old asked who was going to take care of her when she was dead.  I told her no one, because when you're dead you are gone and don't need to be taken care of.  She then asked If I could still take care of her and I told her I'm going to die first.  I need to give back that #1dad mug.

The thing is, there is a dance studio near my house. Everyday I drive by.  The front wall is floor to ceiling window.  If Bunheads gets cancelled I'm going to end up getting arrested for being a creepy old man watching young girls dance around.  If ABC Family doesn't want my family torn apart, it has to renew Bunheads.

I'm not emotionally prepared for the possibility of no more bunheads.

Sorry, I don't care about this show, but I just learned that Rick Moranis is releasing an album http://www.rickmoranis.com/.  Come back Rick, come back!

Let's be adults about this, instead of "or" let's say "and"

@AnalBumCover:disqus  The Dragon shall have three heads

That sounds fantastic. I'll be trying that.

@avclub-eb573591cef285c12701571987b08381:disqus I was too young to sit on top of the wagon, but my sisters sat on top so we had to blast the radio so they could hear.

Star Wars at the drive in with my whole family.

He's the Asian Tyler Perry