I remember getting really turned on while reading the Xanth series, but I was a 13 year old boy, so the back of a cereal box could inspire some horny times.

The Boogeyman still creeps me out everytime I see a closet door open a just crack

The Boogeyman still creeps me out everytime I see a closet door open a just crack

Prince Fielder< Prince Albert

Prince Fielder< Prince Albert

The fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready

The fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready

I think you should, on any random post, end with
 "So Michael Bay can go fuck himself."

I think you should, on any random post, end with
 "So Michael Bay can go fuck himself."

She looked damn good in this.  I love when she's not super made up.

She looked damn good in this.  I love when she's not super made up.

tear-jerking

tear-jerking

I think Raphael was more flamboyant

I think Raphael was more flamboyant

man I'd be '70s hot

man I'd be '70s hot

the nerd had a robot

the nerd had a robot

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