I hated hating before it was cool to hate hating hate

I've seen a dog look like it's ashamed of itself.

do I even have to make the joke about what your grandma was buying the batteries for?

I'll jump in on the well written but depressing as fuck. 
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  I think the food bunker section was probably the most depressing, because you knew things were going to go to shit and anything resembling safety was fleeting.

also, enjoy the mashed potatoes

How the hell is Joe Buck still on the air? I've never heard of anyone who likes him.

But James, in my version Cthulhu is a fish, a big fucking fish

I have not seen strange days, so that is a very odd statement

Graphs or GTFO

and this on a day when I saw the headline "
Scientists: Dinosaur farts warmed the earth"

I'm right there with you. I should not be crying like this about someone I've never met.

50% is right. it either is photoshopped or it isn't.  50/50

I'm sorry

From what I've heard they will, it'll mix the two in story chronology rather than book order.

That is strangely nerdily erotic.  I'd like to hear more about your weekend.

Drawing on Yo Gabba Gabba

no, remember, that's why you got arrested at the little league end of the season party at Chuck E Cheese.

I giggled all night after hearing that

Yup, My home town.

or brown when they shouldn't be