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you take the good, you take the bad

all this talk of tauntaun tits is making me horny

It is really way too easy to picture Nick Nolte standing in a field covered in mud chewing on a bloody rabbit.

then Daniel Macchio will save the Earf in the Independence Day reboot, and Jaden gets burned in the New Outsiders.

I believe that movie may be the origin of my red head lusting.  Or Diane Lane in the Outsiders

I was thinking Eric Roberts

particularly nasty weather

No she isn't coy, she's a saucy little strumpet

Am I the only one who, when hearing about the Japanese tsunami flooding the reactor, thought "Oh, Fuck Mirelurks"?

I keep expecting it to just be a Rick-roll

I nominate Franco for Depp

are you really asking for internet posters not to complain about inane things?  Are you going to ask the pope not to shit in the woods?

that's because you were drunk and pants-less in the playground, again.

My wife calls mine the Disappointment

Toddlers in Tiaras

okay

not or, and

And I think I know as much about you as I need.   thank you.

I think it would be worth it just to see the fit Moore throws by having Dr. Manhattan with Spiderman

In death as in life, he will dampen many kleenex