not elfin, she looks like a goddamn lizard

Chantilly, Lace?

wall to wall vagina? fuck! I settled for carpet.

have you noticed how vaginas are fun to put your penis in?

I'm wondering about the ratio of time spent writing articles vs spent finding pictures that are perfect for the articles.  (Ratner and Love obviously excluded)

ok

Liked it as a teenager, I doubt it holds up.  Unless you like weed, then it's probably worthwhile.

(edited by Hawkeye Pierce 4077 days ago)

Rider Strong

*Peppa found in coffee shop humming "Push It"*

was that a command?

Maybe that's what happened to all those people I knew in college who were career stoners then became born again in their 30's.

you should see the G.R.R.M. shirtless videos.

It's possible to be an atheist and still think he was kind of a smug asshole.

yes, the Geraldine Ferraro jokes are non stop around here

If Brett Ratner and Courtney Love are in an article together, which picture gets used?

My seven Skrillex cover bands are all named "Shit Music"

also tortillas make shit taste better

chipmunk fluffing is nothing compared to what I had to do for Operation Dumbo Drop

Is there an inventory for great episodes of not great shows?