He taught Sp.Ed., that's how he's mastered that "you're annoying, but it would be more effort to kill you" look.

Coors lite is what I was weened on, so I have a strange fondness for it.

"the greatest Dawes of our livers"

Jim Beam soda?

I'd have to put the slaughter of the Jedi kids on the top of the list.

occasionally Logue and Raymond-James tweet each other. In my mind they're fighting crime.

he can just slur all his words and shout drunkenly.  Brits are good at that.

so you could see them for the first time again

Shit, now I want to believe in god

when ever I hear about Julie Delpy I think about an interview with the director of one of her movies taking about how she would sit in between takes trying to balance a raspberry on her nipple.

I have a hard time believing the Niners will keep this up.   I think a loss here might help them later, so they don't go into the playoffs with big heads.

and without gay women (or at least those that will pretend to be) we wouldn't have the most wonderful of internet porn

"mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father."

how is that possible?

Seeing how he's always got a fist up his, I'm not too shocked

you don't sweat much for a fat girl

HBO is one of the few that you can buy simply as an add on, for my cable it's another $10 a month on top of everything else.

I remember seeing it in Jr high and falling in love with it.  Everyone I went with hated it. None were friends by high school.

Do you know how god damn difficult it is to masturbate on mushrooms

I don't need to hear about your masturbation habits.