They had reasons to be famous.  these are just some shitheads on tv because some shitheads decided they should be on tv.

I wish I could dp like this

Come on ride the Cain, woo woo, ride it

Jesus, the combined viral pool of that cast could revive the American economy in Lysol sales alone.

nope, that's still Fernet

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda   s.o.d.a. soda

Can't say I like it, but I laughed

he'll get a lot of PYT (pound your tail)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAldo

Wait, I'm supposed the read the article before posting?  What kind of sick world do you live in?

you'll all feel silly about your snark when this turns out to be a Waiting for Godot like existential exploration of the limits of one's "self"

ewwww

I've learned you can't rape a mustard stain out of a sweater.  No matter how hard you try.

Raisins are only evil when you believe you have a chocolate chip cookie and it turns out to be raisin, and you have to kill someone.

"that was… politeness. That was "have a pleasant and restful evening."

I loved that he didn't correct her, just let her make the stupid mistake over and over

it's almost unfathomable how much grandma pussy this guy could roll.

can't speak for you, but that's usually when I can get them.  After life has beaten them down and they'll settle for anything.

that's a sin.

Lindsay has bigger boobs