Waaaaaaaalt

There's Protestant whores too, they're not all Catholic

"be quiet, you're taking a test"

it's Friday, the ones most likely to carry bombs are cutting class

do do do, do   do   do  do

yeah, I may not want to deal with my students, but at least I'm probably not going to get blown up today.

Fuck this

I Just looked at that.  I had a brief flirtation with the idea of going, but I'm way too old to go to a concert in SF then drive back to Santa Cruz on a work night.

wouldn't it be a puss boot?

I had to like this, and I'm a Raiders fan.  If it had been from my shouting, his death would have been from something much more anatomically difficult

"earfling"

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so, no Jersey Shore goes to China?

I think an entire round of Neil Diamond covers couldn't go wrong.
  I want to hear Yuck performing Porcupine Pie

I'm a master at taking that bait

there's something about her eyes when she talks, especially when she's talking about following joy in life.  Like it's not just some crap she's spouting because it sounds like something she should say.  Is that what sincerity looks like?

I liked Crusher before he signed to the major label.

Where's Firefly?

While I didn't think it was great, I'm always more willing to give a show a shot if it's at least trying something interesting.  I could see this failing miserably, but I think it will go down swinging.

You have my vote.   I remember seeing it at the drive in as a kid.