I like cinnamon toast. cutie.

Neko Case tweeted last night "I don't give a shit who you are, I love you, for real. Goodnight world of people."   Made me happier than it should have.

got to give in to the Rowlf love.

I prefer daughter-wife

stomping them in an elevator

Persistence of Time is way too ingrained into my high school memories for me to have anything close to an unbiased opinion.

The crabapple is the only apple native to North America
.Apples come in all shades of reds, greens, and yellows.
Two pounds of apples make one 9-inch pie.
Apple blossom is the state flower of Michigan.
2,500 varieties of apples are grown in the United States.
7,500 varieties of apples are grown throughout the world.
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yeah, she is

I'm gonna beat my wife
gonna hit her w/ a lead pipe
gonna hit her w/ a 2x4

I've read stories about the Holocaust that were more positive.

have you listened to Maroon 5?  I mean the lyrics, if you can make it through Save Me San Francisco paying attention, and still say Radiohead is worse . . . then . . . you're retarded

that was my double take too

your son will be the Bag that Douches the World.

Madonna

I generally assume if someone is on or near a computer (or library) they're masturbating.

that was my thought, surgery to remove coke build up.

I keep trying, but I just don't like them.   Many many people who's opinions I trust tell me to listen again, but still nothing.  I get "King of Carrot Flowers pt 1" stuck in my head, but then that god awful Jesus Christ pt 2  comes around.  

Big Brown Beaver would be awesome.  AT&T whoo hooing along

Holy shit, I had no idea I was talking about the Republican debate

I'm sorry, but Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den‎ wins. http://www.thehollywoodgoss…