do do do do . . . Phenomonon . . . do do do do

U.R. Suck

I'm guessing that first sentence took longer to write than all the rest of the newswire items today.

Never again mention the 2002 world series.  I was at game six.  It was my personal Vietnam.

Shave those sideburns

getting through Costco is about how I picture society with no laws

I believe he's shooting at he walls of heartache

If the show stars Efron and Bieber I'm in

WHY IS THAT LIGHT ON MY KEYBOARD?

yes, it's where you go if you place a serous load on their fuzzy little heads

Agree @avclub-0bf3a628d601e2af3a15c7e39758bc11:disqus I absolutely fucking love his short stories, but the magic works best one at a time.  It's like looking at boobies at a strip club.  Even though they are all amazing, after a while it's easy to become complacent.

I met an Eskimo, does that count?

Too bad most of the Golden Girls are dead.  They'd make a fantastic team of super-sexy spies.

well, your mom WAS there last time I stopped by.

and Cleveland knows smoking trash heaps

You may be my anti-matter.  We must never meet.

I believe they've shot an episode with Barry Bonds.  I'm a huge Giants fan, but I doubt even Slater could make me like him.

5th was a decent movie until he showed up.  then. unwatchable.

@avclub-4692c37d92cb9a0d291670e667c6db33:disqus I hardly knew him

that is where I long to be