I believe Ratner is busy adapting "The Big Book of Butts"

your wife on the other hand gives fantastic blow jobs, her enthusiasm is boundless. she's like a child on Christmas.

What does this have to do with Female Body Inspection?

In fact, the whole damn cast should be Klingon

and Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

Jaden is actually Will's clone, sent to replace him, but the crash caused his memory to get wiped

Would you ask Russell Crowe that?

I think PotC could use some speeding up and Yakety sax

I did think I had a colossal set of balls, but then again, I do

would have been funnier if you went with Heard of nipples, because of her name and all.

you forget the sheer genius of Hot in Cleavland

sounds like fun, do they have club meds?

I've found children like tits.
Especially the little ones.

Hello with a Hand Job
that would make conventions rather sticky and chafing

Yup, I'm a drunk chimpanzee and I knew what he meant.

Yeah, Chocolate
Belgium doesn't get burned!

The lost boys can form a Voltron like killing machine.

I think many syfy movies were based on typos.

Actually . . .
If they did base it around the more absurd nature of their programing it could be fun enough to draw a larger crow.

It's not that hard if you resign to play it badly