His accent blows in Marry Poppins in part because they hired an Irish dialect coach

What did you bring me Daddy?
What did you bring me Daddy?
What did you bring me Daddy?
WELL, I BROUGHT YOU DEATH!

Channing "I'm not Stockard Channing" Tatum
Channing "I'm not Tatum Oneal" Tatum
Channing "I burned my cock" Tatum

I'd like to see it as more of a Dusk to Dawn type of movie where you start off with a light romantic comedy, then end with Kate Hudson covered in blood O.D.ing in a house in the valley

Guess who gets the biscuit!

I'm going with "Goddamn Timemachine"

"Mr. McPickleshitter has better deductive reasoning than Mr. Actually. " is this from the Mr. Men books?

but does anyone fuck a dog?

I prefer tacos

Joyce in video game form. Really pretty visuals, but who the fuck knows what's going on

Bring back Sheriff Lobo

I'm waiting for him to make a movie about trees wanting to kill us

I've never wanted to punch someone more than i want to punch Twist on the Fresh Beat Band. Of all the show's my daughter watches I'd have to go with Yo Gabba Gabba as being my favorite. at least a coupel times an episode you have to stand back and just enjoy the "what the fuck?" of the show, and they often have…

Wait,
Someone moved to detroit?

Frog brothers
I live in Santa Cruz, and I clamor for A lost Boys statue

no, all kids are retarded

Hosted by Jim Norton
Time for a gritty reboot

Could he do Xanadu instead?

fuck

The water in the Grotto is actually sentient at this point. It beat Andy Dick at Checker a week ago.