Np's
Seeing them in April. really excited.

I knew a girl named Nikki . . .

"I was hoping for Coolio"

percent of things that end up being pretty stupid and pointless when you think too much about them 99.9

America (fuck yeah)

I usually believe that there are two sides to stories, but waffles are better than pancakes without question.

Taxing strippers, a tea party conundrum.

I'm still stuck on Franco doing a serious off broadway Three's Company

I think if he's ever having a bad day he should just come here and read everyone (deservedly) sucking his metaphorical cock

Another interview where I couldn't read it without hearing his voice in my head

Have Pam sneaking off to a hotel with Kunis and you've got yourself a plan

Just because you're fat and drunk doesn't mean you're Irish.

Prequel to radioactive man
so I have to go to Finland to get super powers?

I recently found out that I have ancestors who survived the Donner Party

Is it a show about a zombie Dixie Carter? Decomposing Women?

put it on the Underhill's account
As a life long SF Giants fan, Fletch will always be in my heart for punching the photo of Lasorda.

Smoky is the Bandit

My natural Zach Galifianakis look has the same pitfalls

Make it a beach cave and I'm in.

"I wasn't masturbating to icarly. Shut the door"