He's one of those actors, that I can't tell if I just don't like him, or he's so convincing at playing the asshole that I can't separate actor from role.

I heard Cotton Hill

And was the voice of Darth Maul

you know what I think is pointless and boring?
Jersey Shore,
You know what I do about it?
I don't watch the fucking show

I saw it on a plane. lots of waterworks up in the air.

they also don't tell you they have a cock until too late

S.D. I know the feeling, but I went the other way.

are you talking about the instantly regrettable encounters?

I recall seeing an advertisement for diamond rings that gave away kneepads. Didn't say his or hers though.

I have those issues, and I'm using chrome. thought it was my work's internet.

But
do they straighten the curves and flatten the hills?

Idi Amin

Shrike- only racists spell it that way.

rumors are that there will be elements from the Simerillian added.

I want the audio book to be read by Tom Waits and a howler monkey

That was a brilliant line. I hope O'Neal pushed his chair back from the computer with a well earned self satisfied smile after writing it.

it's not that no one can hear you scream, it's just that no one watches CSPAN.

"fuck" is the only correct response

you're saying Batman can't control the flavor of horse dick? I know he doesn't have superpowers, but soap and splenda would probably do wonders

Maybe a monkey?