I'm too lazy to work, too nervous to steal to get a Maybach!

I rolled up to one of those once in a Chevy Suburban.

Says you. Apparently now they can, and also the punishment for stealing cigarettes from a convenience store is the death penalty.

You should. She's actually not that big a part of the show, and all the male characters are pretty funny. The "We Should be Cops" movie currently gracing your local dollar theatre is actually a product of New Girl casting.

You forgot the most complex: Have sex with another partner while your current partner is staying with you at your relative's home in a distant city from their own relatives, and they (relatives and partner) don't like each other very much. Just breaking away from your current partner to go to the bathroom is 12…

He's completely right, and didn't even mention that Honda blows every other manufacturer out of the water when it comes to 'latch systems' for car seats. Most don't even put any latches in the 3rd row for crossovers and most other minvans only get one. Who else sits back there but people strapped into car seats? I…

This season was a major drop off compared to the last in my opinion. When you say 'better', I say the last season with the NASCAR vs Mp4C race was phenomenal as was the Icelandic challenge and 'best SUVs'. Those were all great episodes or segments. This season had a lame motorcycle challenge and some other challenges…

I like the assumption that the person who called you 'basic' knows enough about your personal tastes to know if you are 'basic' or a free spirit that just happens to conform to some generic consumerist traits.

I enjoy that modern slang that is so obtuse that you need about 8 paragraph lecture to explain it. Even the single sentence breakdowns in the article itself would require a dictionary to unpack it: being basic just means that you aren't that dope.
So you are just sort of dope I guess, but not that dope.

I got my drivers license in 1995. Every car was disappointing. They were all ugly, slow, underpowered, and unreliable. They were all so bad, they ushered in the SUV craze! Kids these days being disappointed with the BRZ and Porsches. I mean seriously!

I would do this if my wife would let me. We drive I40 from TX to CA and back twice a year. I40 is completely empty, minus a few small cities. No reason you couldn't go 85+, the speed limit is already 75. 100 would probably be safe.

On another site, someone recently posted tips for living in a warzone (Boznia in the' 90s) (while not being a soldier), and they also said a bike was much better than a car for dodging random snipers.

If we are judging food on looks, no wonder they never advertise Indian or Thai food on tv. And sushi roe looks like something that should be in a beanbag or perhaps used to kill an infestation, not stuck in your mouth.

A Volt is a $35k 4 door car that lacks back seat air conditioning. Actually as far as I can tell, none of GMs cars have backseat A/C except for maybe the very top line Impala and the ones originated in Europe/Australia (of course).

I agree we don't need to get our debts to 0, but paying debt on stupid things (like we are now) is preventing us from spending money on productive things, so paying down debt is still necessary and required (and comparing current GDP to a global war time vs basically the most peaceful time in history (except for the…

I think this story has just gone off the rails and the hate of Goddell is a bit over the top. I'm going to generalize a bit here about the gawker family, but they always seem to come down on the side of the individual over the corporate parent, but in this case it seems weird that everyone is towing the same line, and…

Competely agree. We have 2 kids, and my wife is clamoring for an 8 seater van - so she can just drive around with the stroller and all that other garbage that you never need. She says she needs it but really its just waste on top of waste on top of waste. We've made multiple cross country trips in a 4 seater car, so…

A loaded minivan with all that will run $40k, so they are only slightly cheaper than a SUV. You have to buy the upgraded model to get some DVDs for the kids, a huge ripoff package. The trunk on a minivan is very small, and a base model Dodge Caravan is a garbage ride, and is basically the same car they were selling…

Minivans are not cheap - and the sliding doors are stupid. Does any other model of cars have sliding doors? No? Then why does a minivan need them? CUVs have normal doors for normal people, and they have the same room as a minivan for slightly more money.