The real question here is what the limits are on the applicable insurance policies and coverages. There is no law or legal principle that would let a plaintiff get at a defendant’s personal funds without exhausting any applicable insurance. I’m assuming that if basically everyone knew Weinstein was a monster, they…

My first was at a party with a girl from a different school (NOT in Canada, thank you very much). She came up and asked me to dance. Whilst slow grinding, we started making out. I choose to remember it was magical. Then her friend came up and said they had to leave and she was gone. Didn’t even know her name.

I know we’re kind of joking, but identical twins are different people, after all. And if you grew up around twins it’s a great experience in how attraction is much more than than looks.

What is the issue some people have with washing their hands? Yesterday a guy at work who I have always quite liked personally walked out of a bathroom stall and just out the door, no hands being washed. I will genuinely never look at him the same way again.

Goddamn German Hanovers...

...made with cheap prison labor.

I think the units that match their numbers are grams per gram, a little known concept, also known as percent. Somewhere along the line the author must have noticed that the grams per oz numbers looked funny until he realized that was actually grams per 100 ounces. Nailed it. 

except no one is getting tested, so no one is getting diagnosed.  haha, suckers!

And while this sounds reasonable - nobody eats a “serving” of cereal, which I think is just a half cup, by volume.

used to have Rice Krispies a lot when I was a kid.  but we’d sprinkle a spoonful of sugar over it to make it palatable, so there goes that. 

The Catholic Church’s defining ritual is confession. It’s drilled into every little girl and boy that, as long as they confess their sins and do a little penance, God is cool with them.

It isn’t, but that’s also comparing a 3rd season salary to a first season one so it’s not exactly apples and apples. We also don’t have the audience numbers or other information (if say 50% of new subscribers cited Stranger Things specifically as their reason for signing up). I’m not saying she wasn’t being paid less…

how she violated its community guidelines policy (whatever that means)

This would be a completely different discussion, taking place in a completely different tone, had Woody Allen not gotten involved with, and then married, a girl who was technically not his stepdaughter. That was the same level of Public Relations Suicide as Michael “Cosmo Kramer” Richards screaming the N-word (no, not…

For those of you who aren’t familiar with the Kunz spoon, and don’t feel like clicking links:

Yo, anybody remember the short story “The Masque of the Red Death”? Your health is only as secure as the least-cared-for member of your society.  

It’s actually a great idea. Get some beers, watch the game, and have virtually limitless access to $2 and $3 menu options. I’d bet people would purchase considerably more food per person per visit than takeout.

3,000 words?! Samwise only needed 5 seconds to properly explain the merits of the potato.

And if laws are being broken, shouldn’t the government be enforcing them? https://www.ebay.com/itm/VOGMASK-NOIR-BLACK-SINGLE-VALVE-SUPERIOR-PROTECTION-EXTRA-LARGE-New/293500754470?hash=item4456021a26%3Ag%3ANCQAAOSwqSteYATJ&LH_BIN=1