testerman2
FlintIronstag
testerman2

1) You’re a clown

This is the same structure as any settlement case. Damages are awarded weighing estimated damage done and estimated earnings potential of the victim over avg working years of people in the field against total payout. There is not real other way to do a mass settlement case.

I don’t know how to tell you this... but having a basic understanding of biology, and having watched enough crime shows in my life, I’m pretty sure I could dismember a body in like 15-20 minutes with a set of decently sharp kitchen knives. Like 3 minutes if I have access to power tools.

How did you actually get on the jury of a child murder while having a child? I would think that would kind of count you out as inherently biased?

I kind of have a problem with this.

I was actually coming here for this.

I mean... It’s hard to stretch a galaxy worth of sentient races space battling past it’s world building break point when the first 3 movies introduced like 40 something races and the whole thing is based on religious zealotry interpreted as good vs evil. You can pretty much do anything forever with that.

Same concept is true for face masks. Face masks are a staple item at any hardware store. Your big box retailers like target/walmart/cvs are probably sold out, but as of yesterday the Home Depot and Lowes near my house were still sitting on near full stock of the stuff.

Yeah but you’re not a 45-60 year old who doesn’t fully understand technology or how cellphones work. You’re also not (assuming) under the age for 22. Facebook doesn’t matter to you anymore like it does to those groups.

I’d probably watch at least 3 episodes of this just to hear the inflection/enunciation she gives to nitwit, reprobate, and heathen as she spits it.

If you get a gun and shoot up a bunch of co-workers this is your fault. It’s very very simple. It doesn’t change because of the color of your skin, it doesn’t change because someone might have been insulting, racist, or prejudiced towards you. You made the choice to arm yourself and take others lives as a solution.

*Sigh* again... buddy... the internet. You just typed a tl;dr to a post where I clearly stated I understood the difference in the experiences.

As long as it’s not some kind of frozen state. Because if I had to be my current age, build, and general level of discomfort from years of abusing my own body, I’d rather eventually die to be honest.

If you cant drink, smoke, or fuck in/around it young people don’t care. Last I checked you can’t do any of those in a voting booth.

No IKEA sofa anywhere has made anyone scream in joy. They are so damn cost effective, but so damn uncomfortable.

You’re missing the entire point of my post, which was levity in the face of absurdity. Some people cope by getting themselves worked up until their frothing at the bit, some people cope with jokes. I’m actually curious to know what region of the world you live in where people use the term ‘Wonky’ seriously enough that

I will never side with Jay Z on anything. I love him to death, I love his music, his is one of the most iconic rappers of all time. But I watched this asshole on Cribs once talk about how he only wears a white T-shirt once and then throws it out because it’s not white enough after a wash. Dude’s obviously not right in

1) You spend way too much type typing responses to obvious jokes on the internet.

Can I vote for you in November?