I hope he shows up with a bowl of skittles and just silently munches on them for 25 minutes.

This is cool and all.... but if you drive your kids in this you should probably have your kids taken away from you for child endangerment.

Is anyone else completely not surprised that the Grammys higher ups can’t proofread a goddamn email? What happened to the good old day when people were fired for that crap.

This is the first time in my life I’ve seen the reference “the 10's”

Going in the wrong tunnel is a mistake we’ve all made at some point in our lives. The best we can do is apologize profusely and move on.

I will be eating a Cheesy Gordita crunch while dipping cinna twists in nacho cheese and pouring out a half gallon of bajablast in solidarity tonight.

Retirement Nunneries are the best. Long ago, as a 13yr old nephew of a nun celebrating her golden jubilee at one, those nuns were just feeding me wine at the table. If nuns give it to you it can’t be bad was my only response when my parents found out.

Someones been waiting to use that for a long long time.

Political correctness can go fuck itself. It’s just honestly starting to ruin stuff.

Shhhh.... You don’t post stuff like this until it’s been a month and either a bunch of other women come forward and we know he’s a scumbag, or it’s just this one and it will sink into the gray quagmire that is the internet judiciary system since it happened 34 years ago and there is no way there will be any kind of…

You watch your mouth. How dare you take away from Bernard Hoffer. Great composer of the animated film The Return of the King.

Never forget the wave of mysterious Swan disappearances you caused.

If you spent any amount of time on early IRCs you pretty much know it’s always been like this, you just don’t have to be mildly technically competent to spread your own brand of moron anymore.

This is the problem with things like this. Everyone here is correct in that this dbag should not be allowed to be in charge of anything related to teaching children.

No.

They didn’t, that would be insane!

Is ‘Get off my Porch!’ the angry old black guy equivalent of ‘Get off my Lawn!’?

This is a settlement... For damages done... in hopes to avoid federal criminal hearings. This is 100% a payout for those damages, and much like all payouts, it is based on a table out in the LegalEther that weighs three big things. The first is the act, in this case it is criminal sexual assault among other things.…

I’m usually pro hilarious sarcasm, but it’s off mark here.

We’re fairly unique in how we dedicate a piece of land forever to a dead person here. A lot of countries understand things like space management, and there being more dead people than alive people and just rent you the plot for the 25-50 years it takes you to decompose before they pop another casket in. I like their…