I don’t think you get to say “get some business of your own to follow” when you’re on Twitter. Twitter exists to have everybody’s business be everybody’s business. Having a twitter account makes you about other peoples business. Being a journalist makes you about other peoples business.

The only way documentaries of rich famous people should be made is by someone with 0 film school experience following them around 24/7 for 2 months with a go pro and home editing it on pirated software.

Every time a company starts to try and silence the forums you know they realize they are completely fucked.

Your smartphone stores all the time & location data in the exif data on the picture (assuming you have your location turned on). There isn’t much of a need to send them to someone on X day if you need them as proof.

Well there goes my new years resolutions to stop buying my child terrible snacks and then eating them so he cant.

Being Ryan Gosling?

Baby nut used to be what my HS girlfriend called it when HS me got too excited too fast. Needless to say I read this collection of tweets in what I remember her voice being and with an entirely different mindset than any of these brands wanted. Just laughing hysterically to myself at my desk at work. That’s a good…

No, we just blame her for staying at a job in a company that was toxic to work at, and promoted an incredible amount of toxic ideas to the female community. It IS her fault because she was the CEO. She may not be involved with public imaging, but she is responsible for making sure the company is running profitably.…

Brobeans... I could stealth upload files onto most peoples home computers from my laptop and I have 0 NSA level creds. No one really encrypts their wireless routers correctly these days, they don’t just come 100% safe. They are definitely not 100% safe if they’re over 3 years old. So... If you’re really worried about…

That’s not true at all. The percentage of criminal Marines is incredibly lower than the percentage of criminal criminals.

I don’t want to be that guy, but generally speaking you should not attach home made blowtorches to a homemade hammer and then swing it at anything. Especially if the fuel source is in the head (I didn’t watch the video but I’m guessing that’s where it is).

Because you can show children murderizing the fuck out of stuff and no one cares. But you can’t show children fuckerizing a catperson. Duh

Challenge Accepted:

You’ve clearly not read enough about how massive McDonalds is as a cultural thing amongst the young’uns in Japan.

Maybe if liberal candidates swore and treated people horribly so we knew they were real humans, more people would vote for them? Leave the fucking in, add more fucking, talk shit about another country and boom, gain a chunk of the swing vote for being ‘Rad’ now.

You know what you actually need to fix and what is a convenience.

On the other hand. I now instantly would be best friends with Marc Anthony given the option... Who doesn’t love someone traveling from club to club with their own cooler?

Agreed and well said, but these dudes weren’t cops when they cheated on their cop exam.

Where were the articles about #HotBoysForHillary !?

Anyone who lives on a golf course is an asshole. My game get SIGNIFICANTLY worse when near one.