I stopped dealing with them once they stopped going door to door selling. They can take their table outside the supermarket and shove it. If an adorable little future success story isn’t knocking on my door to give me a pre rehearsed, poorly executed speech about why I should buy cookies for her and her troop then…

You get it. You wrote how you get it. Did you not see what you did there?

I’ve seen Starship Troopers. The bugs never win.

Casper?

This isn’t a spoiler I promise. But there a brief, maybe 2 second long, scene where Rey is descending something and the screen is just filled with her calves. Is she wearing full pants in that one scene, and capri’s in the entire rest of the movie? Why did I notice this? For the last 3 movies I’ve done nothing but…

A well written response to a well written point. It’s almost like we’re not on the internet!

I would burn you for associating with jumping spiders if I could. It would be a mercy because they’ve obviously laid their eggs inside of you and are controlling your body.

This dude(ette)(s) missed the prime opportunity to go around tagging Pen island?

She’s riding the fame wave to Insta followers. Bachelorette to DWTS to Coming back on this, with all the talk shows inbetween. Thirsty for that cash maybe.

I am against this future we are headed towards. People who loved the movie Babe are probably all for this. However, I loved Babe because I knew the ending before the movie started. That ending was delicious bacon. It may have been off screen, but that pig got itself ate.

This is my base stance with spiders. It is also why I am homeless now.

Be careful with your words here please. Patois isn’t a black thing. There is certainly a Jamaican Patois, and that’s what he was doing. Patois itself is a term that covers a whole host of regional linguistic oddities that don’t quite hit the definitions of dialect but are far enough away from the ‘standard’ of their…

Is this like Debbie Does Dallas, but dudes on dudes?

If you think Twitter is bad, you should see how the 16yr old population of tiktok treats that woman. Apparently dropping her out of a plane is our secret weapon to win the war in Iran.

Man here.

The large majority of craft brews are canned for cost reasons. Unless you only drink straight off the tap from a glass. In which case, snobbery again comes into play.

1. That is worse makeup than my toddler could accomplish, and she paid for that?

I feel sorry for you that you have lost joy in your life. I’d offer you a beer, but I don’t think it would get to your lips through all that snobbery.

Dude made homemade rocket launchers. I consider myself having done at least a few somethings in my life and that’s impressive. He really needs to give himself more credit.

Those splotches are wear patches on the floor. Because that pool table is where the magic happened. You’re welcome, because you can’t unread what you just read, and now you’re picturing Dr. Phil gettin busy on a pool table.