I’m excited for the future. I am very terrified of spiders (I’m 30 yr old fairly large man and have no shame in this. Fuck those 8 legged assholes). This future would give me a chance to get over my fear by opening an Artisanal Spider Mash shop where I could freely, and without judgement, murder spiders with my shoe…

Came here for Padded Thighs, will settle for this.

This is one way to do it I guess. I’d like to share my method with you that I’ve perfected over the past decade through rigorous testing. I believe it really captures the essence of Dorito flavoring in a way you might be missing.

The evidence effectively boils down to the fact that he didn’t shoot anyone but the black guy. That’s not really evidence that is going to hold up in a court of law. To allow it to sets an incredibly dangerous legal precedent that could see everyone who ever shoots someone of a different race than them as someone…

Inconsistencies right up there in the first sentence. While racism, as commonly defined, cannot be against someone that is not a minority, sexism can be against both sexes so has nothing to do with minorities. Whether you personally believe women can be sexist against men or not doesn’t have any bearing on the meaning…

You are actually wildly incorrect here. You can build muscle healthily at a very fast pace. For someone who has never really trained, with the right diet and routine you can be putting on 8-12lbs of muscle within the first 3 months easily. Your rate would decelerate to closer to .25lbs/week after that assuming you…

Were women not already doing this? You’re so far behind as a gender if you’ve only now reached the Peloton stage of self handling. I almost feel bad for you.

What the hell is with Whoopi’s hair in that picture. An honest question. Because I’m very confused as to what purpose that serves? Is there any reason for it, or did someone actually tell her this looked good?

A millennia can be any group of 1000 years... any numbered group of years that we generally associate with a 0-X can be any group of years that start from any point and go X years. I agree with what you’re saying generally, but that decade part was kinda silly in that regard.

This whole discussion is moot. The game of the decade for any man has been the same since the dawn of time. That game is playing with himself.

White guy here. Can confirm.

That would be true if her facial structure wasn’t closer to eurocentric beauty standards than not.

+1 crotchblinder

Finally! My combination of apathy, complete willful ignorance, and fully fleshed out mind my own business attitude towards the plight of the en-vaginaed is recognized. Thank you good sir or madam.

As opposed to what? Soccer? Where you go across the filed very quickly and accomplish nothing for most of 90 minutes?

Not being casual. It is a good thing to stop the spreading of genetic mutations that are harmful to the genepool of humanity. It may not be ethical, or morally acceptable to society, but it is for the best of society. Eugenics is not a bad thing when applied to dangerous and fatal genetic mutations. It is just not a…

HA!

They’ll be fine. Kids go feral first in the apocalypse, easiest for them to adapt than adults. I’d say I’m giving them a head start.

This is the correct take.

I’ll have you know when I was 28 I could wipe my own ass AND make sandwiches!