I have a serious concern here. Either I have been lied to my entire life and you’re supposed to boil whole potatoes before cutting and mashing, or someone has been lying to you your entire life. One of us needs better friends.

I have refreshed the site serveral hundred times and finally gotten to the store and I can’t even find the product, it still just says “COMING SOON” for me. My dreams have effectively been crushed.

I am constantly surprised by how constantly surprised I am to read that the Kardashians aren’t black. They try so hard, can’t you just give them honorary titles?

If she want’s that sweet sweet daddy money to keep flowing into her pockets and providing for her lifestyle she gives up what she gives up.

I asked this... I asked this and I’m truly sorry to everyone.

I’m a huge fan of the booze in my food in general, specially baking. One of my favorites of all time is turning your boring banana cream into a bananas foster pie.

I have never heard of pie crust made with vodka. Fillings yes, crusts no. I will now be making all of my pie crusts with booze.

If the DMV wasn’t such a slow, soul crushing endeavor only open during normal human work hours in most places in the country I would be 100% for you having to retake your license test every time you register a new car. I don’t know how passing a test once lets you drive for eternity, or who thought that was a good…

This is awful. I took literal YEARS off my life trying to collect all of the Dalmatians and connectable Space Jam floor pieces back in the day. I can literally feel my heart cringing from the sodium I’m to B smack it with.

Fun fact, Pringles belonged to P&G forever and used to be orderable through a ton of wholesale hardware distributors up until it’s sale to Kellogs in 2012. If you ever remember walking into your local hardware store and seeing Pringles at the checkout this is why.

Until he went to jail for Tax evasion he was freaking killing it in the box office.

The economic issues with AirBnB are state/city/county problems. Legislature needs to deal with that correctly, not individual people trying to book vacations. Much like the Gig economy, the Rental economy has advanced far beyond current legislature and lawmakers need to get off their asses and reign it in.

I was reading this whole thread and thinking this the entire time. I’m a pretty terrible baker, but I’ve been in charge of pies for my 20+ person family Thanksgiving since I was 9. Maybe we are just crust savants.

I think you reversed your anecdote sir. The Fellowship of the Ring is a far better book than War and Peace could ever hope to be.

I came here all set to be on the Soup is not a meal train. But I can’t bring myself to do it because you used Ramen as a defense and shattered my world.

Well shit, now I have to remove her from my tinder matches.

Here I thought the internet wasn’t going to make me feel worse about myself today and then you go and say this. My dog hunts for anything apparently.

Way late to the party here but are Mormon’s really Christian? On one hand, they believe in Christ so like... maybe. But on the other hand their belief spit in the face of a lot of very fundamental Christian beliefs and practices. I think you find plenty of people in Christianity as well as in the Mormon church who…

I’d like to point out that in all honesty the current political landscape is entirely the fault of the liberal party and the liberal voter base of America. For three decades they’ve been lazy useless jackoffs who just decided that since they were morally right they would win. Obama being elected wasn’t some major…

Please stop looking at them. You’re just making the Herb feel better as he watches the page views trickle in.