Yawp is a word describing a sound. All caps usually means a loud sound in internet speak. so a YAWP is an extra loud yawp. It’s generally just an excessively loud crude noise for use in frustration or victory or defiance. Categorized as bestial or barbaric in nature. Think of a sound that comes from you that you don’t…

Fact: I fuck to your podcast.

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My kid licked a spiderweb once and I thought about getting rid of him. If he’d rehashed a haunted balloon from my childhood I would have noped him right to DCF.  You’re a much better parent than I am.

I honestly used to think a cash bar was the worst thing a wedding could ever do to me. As a veteran of 40+ weddings in a 7 year period I figured I had seen it all. Exotic locations that killed my wallet, stupid niche hotels that killed my wallet, cash bars that killed my wallet. All of these people were assholes for…

Ummm.... Open bars are generally between 10-30 dollars a head, mediocre liquor included. Are you telling me you know 200ish people you want to bring to your wedding? Are you also telling me you think those 200ish people are going to keep talking to you after you make them pay for their own drinks after taking up one…

This is some sexist bullshit.  Blind whiskey drunk does not discriminate between gender.

Your counterpoint is in a completely different world my friend.

The scariest thing about that story is that she believed she could walk with Jesus while believing in things that Jesus does not allow you to believe in. Organized religion nuts are freaking nuts man. You can’t just pick and choose what rules you want to follow and expect Jesus to just be cool with it.

There is no world in which banning plastic straws kills disabled people. There are plenty of alternatives, including but not limited to silicone and stainless steel that you can carry with yourself, or recyclable paper straws.

Buddy... With the way you wrote this out I would say your Friend is most likely the problem with the majority of these “Terrible” guys and she should get her shit straight instead of dating to not be lonely.

I’m not trolling. I’m just honestly curious as to mindset of a person who thinks an industry is failing itself given the racial makeup of its entirely independently owned small businesses spread across the country. I was also unaware of the brewers association and it’s workings.

I’m kind of interested as to what you mean here. Craft breweries are privately owned businesses. What “Industry” is responsible for making sure black people with the capital to start a business decide to open a brewery? Diversity is a great thing, but a statement like yours doesn’t really make sense as there is not…

Glassdoor is largely unreliable for game testing positions. The majority of tester slots at gaming companies are contracted out, not inhouse testers. That’s why you get the hell out. If you like Video games, and like testing stuff, play video games in your spare time and go test software in a field that will actually…

I do have one problem with this article. That being specifically the quote by Alana Evans about being seen as less than human for being a porn star. While this may be the case for a lot of things, this is definitely not the case here. You’re the same amount of NOT FUCKING HUMAN as any other person listed on IMDB. It’s…

Are you trying to tell me no one wants to stalk slightly pudgy, late 20's single dad with a desk job? Way to go for the throat man..... :*(

You left out the reason he’s most famous. Accidentally dry humping an underage girl across stage semi awkwardly.

It’s not attempted murder at all. It is actually the definition of assault. It’s why you never really see murder charges against a police officer. Regardless of horrible practice, or how you feel about the general premise of officers using deadly force, being on the clock as an officer pretty much takes away the…

Gymnasts are incredibly talented human beings, but they are not incredibly talented jumpers. They compete on springs throughout their entire career, they do not develop their own springs like Track/basketball athletes do.

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