Becase you’re an American outlet and that bias pervades, a bunch of stuff naturally gets missed from this list.

You’re loose.

Or, you could read a book.

Donnie Yen is in casting talks for “Adult Short Round” right now.

Not to mention it’s hard to even imagine the post-Even Stevens era Shia LaBeouf replaced by the crying-in-a-theater Shia in a series aiming for narrative continuity.

Mario took my appendix out. The scar I have left reminds me every day of the answer to one of your questions.

Yeah Emily! You know well and good!

I use scissors. This isn’t going to save time over scissors.

Have people completely forgotten about good old broadcast tv?

I’d say give him a good handjob first, but you be you.

Scattering small cube shaped chunks of sharp glass down your shirt.

I had someone at my place doing some head retention last night.

I just watched that entire video. I live at 206-3938 Albert Street, Burnaby BC and I’d appreciate it if you could come here so I can punch you.

You’re a garbage person. You don’t know shit about this person.

T(-.-t) off. Don’t blame this shit on white people—you coloured people diluted rap and various other musical styles in an attempt to popularize it and make money. All power to you for that, but don’t blame this shit on white people.

The negro quit of his own volition. There is no race card.

“You’re the reason I believe in white genocide,” tweeted one person I quickly blocked

Please. Who hasn’t married a condom once in a while.