@EvanSei The noise is strong with this one: I don't know what country you are in but here in the good ol' U.S. of A., cyclists DON'T PAY for the roads. The 50 cents or so I am charged (in the form of a tax) per gallon of gasoline goes to the erection and maintainence of the roads here. Cyclists DON'T PAY shit for the…

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Every person over 40 I have talked to said " the movie sucked when it came out, why make another one?" . Expectations should be at an all time low. Then and only then will this movie meet expectations.

I was 15 when this movie came out. The only thing worse than the movie is the game.

@ZFK: This will NEVER be in your apt. either but it's still nice to look at.

So it was the FBI who took all of the passwords and e-mail addresses from Gawker?

@Arken: But you are a fan of "staining" someones skin until it wears off (I've heard it takes a year) ?

@mgoblue37: Harbor Freight does this once a month. If you have one near you and you don't have a coupon, most of the time they will just give you one for free.

@Nateilage:

@SSgtTEX: Maybe he got the floor at a flea market?

@runplaysleeprun: It is fixed

@Wabewalker:

@geolemon: 150HP Extreme? I saw one a few months back with 800HP at 750lbs. That's MORE than 1HP per pound. Aluminum small block chev and mostly aluminum everything else. Everyone in the bar we were at went outside to look at it. It was the largest bike I had ever seen.

@Denver is too damn high: Refer to rule 6.

@AdmiralPoopinpants: Watch out for those little tabs that hold the battery in on the dewalt (you push them in to release the battery). If you drop it once or twice, it will break and the $80 battery will fall out (probably when you are on the roof or some other high place) and smash the battery. I gor rid of thousands…

Brian, if I were you, I would've turned off the TV and asked her to sit down ;)

It's an electronic version of this:

@godawgs7: I have carved at least 50 turkeys so far so I watched the video to critisize it. I can't. I really wanted to but I can't. I thought I knew how to carve a turkey but no, I didn't. The thigh thing was awesome and I never sliced the drumsticks like that. I wish I could promote this but I can't.

@pizzelle: Why don't you envision yourself lighting up a little bit. When you calm down, go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Urban Dictionary has a new word for the TSA mollestation you recieve at airports:

@rick23: Do what I do and take her with or have her meet you there.