@GreasyPig: @leftist: I thought it was ;) Too soon?

@CubemonkeyNYC:

@Tycho Vhargon: Have you ever used an electrical tool, ie: a circular saw or a hammer drill with an extension cord? Unless you have a very thick cord, 12 guage or above, the tool will start to decrease in efficiency after 100 feet. After 200 feet, the saw/drill will barely spin and after 300 feet you got jack. Maybe…

@Benguin, Czar of Whitenoise: I know, I just wanted to have a little fun.

@Benguin, Czar of Whitenoise: China has a statue that talks, WOW, I have to see that ;)

@blehbleh13: Yes you can! First they break everything they see when they are toddlers then they smash your car when you are asleep then they want to go to expensive colleges then they want you to watch their children on a moments notice. The last one is actually pretty fun so yeah, kids are great.

I saw the picture and instantly thought of this:

@BabylonAndOn: Grandma, is that you?

@The5thElephant: I think ALL of us want you to skydive into that. God's way of thinning the heard and you will win a darwin award to boot.

Fingerblast or Fingerbang?

@Dragoona: Donny Osmond was awesome.

@Gaucho85: Just so you know, they are STILL made in Texas.

@DaSmoothNerd:

@Andrew from FabulousSavings: Here you go:

The video should have been like this:

This is something my wife has been looking at. It is similar to the "green bags" for fruits and veggies but you can control the airflow. And it is made by Tupperware.

@Svirfneblin: Ask an expert.

@sooper_gizmo12:

Dear Mozilla'

@badasscat: I used to do that as a kid. The orange juice thing, not absinthe.