"Child snatchers who speak like they come from the 1950s is the kind of show I'm here to watch"

Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day,
the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp. Da teedily dumb. From the
creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp
Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.

Well, the show itself would go through re-inventions every few years. So, Kids of Degrassi Street became Degrassi Junior High, which became Degrassi High. as the cast got older. I'm guessing Smith would have got into Degrassi High.

I think it was shown on PBS in the U.S, but in an edited form, so episodes like the abortion storyline was cut. Drake was on the later series, which I think continues to run.

Apparently he was about nineteen when he saw it. He watched it while working at some convenient store. I have kind of a soft spot for the show, though I was much younger than he was when I watched it. It had a large and unglamorous cast, and the low fi quality of it all made it feel authentic.

Yeah, all of the "aboot" type jokes about Canada are so tired, mostly because it's always the same thing. Canadians are polite, maple syrup, plaid, health care, etc. It's so hackneyed. It's why I appreciate The Trailer Park Boys. It's set in a rural town (or park), but it really doesn't rely on Canadian stereotypes…

I could actually see him being more popular in some of the more rural parts of the country, if only because living in Toronto, a lot of the typical lame Canadian stereotypes you often see on American television reflected a culture that was very different than the one I grew up in. It's kind of like the McKenzie…

I think the raft scene is one of the most triumphant bits of television I've seen. I really can't think of any other. It has so much hope to it. It represents this group of survivors at their best. I always get a lump in my throat when I rewatch the scene, especially when the camera pans out, and Giacchino's score…

I remember Paul Provenza once talked about Saget, and how people were surprised the guy who played the dad on Full House was doing dirty jokes, when the real joke was that this dirty guy played the dad on Full House. The real joke, however, is he's unfunny either way.

"And yes, them having a relationship does change things. If I kiss a
random girl without asking, it's assault. If I kiss my wife without
asking, it's a nice gesture."

You really felt the need to reply two months later?

"The Dewey Decimal system….what a scam that was!

Well, just consider how rare African American billionaires are in reality? There's Oprah, and that's it. In fact, looking up the richest African Americans, the vast majority of them are athletes and entertainers, people who have not come from wealthy families, and even then, all but one fall well short of a billion…

Man, these Hollywood producers better chickity check themselves before they wrickity wreck themselves.

I thought the foil song was pretty embarrassing because it almost sounds like a Weird Al parody of himself. It's just so halfassed.

I think fans really turned on him when he said he was bigger than The Beatles.

"When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?"

Yes! That's my favourite Seinfeld ending. I love how the look of pure misery on George's face contrasts with the light and inane Mad About You theme. It goes on for like 30 seconds, with that maddening piano riff (original, long version) playing in the background. It's probably George at his most despaired, and it's…

Does everything have to have a point?

"You don't understand, they make it their home, they urinated in there!".