when asked if he could go back and change one thing about that day, it was an easy choice.

"If that's what she does to his face, imagine what she'd do to his kibble and bits," Jay Leno said to his empty, pitch black living room at 4:44 a.m.

Elton John: Don't worry, Michael, it gets bett-

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SIGN THAT I'M UNEMPLOYABLE AND IT TURNS OUT I'M HOLDING IT

There's Gibbons involved, so technically it's a bestiality post.

This is just sad. You mean to tell me there is an ESPN Cleveland?

Luckily Millen found something to eat- too bad for us Lions fans it was the final years of many poorly structured contracts.

So stoked about this. I've got Triplette starting in my fantasy officiating league this weekend!

Shut up, Jameis.

Best summers in the world, motherfucker.

Come on, guys, let's try to look at the positives here. For instance, Switzerland:

Beats watching the Sports Reporters.

As part of App State's rigid admissions process, prospective applicants will be required to either draw Victory Yosef or smoke a small bee hive.

"We waited outside the class Jameis was supposed to go to for 36 hours, but he never went in, or out."

How did he find the time to report on sports business and still guard Buckingham Palace?

Saw a guy on a unicycle with a suit and a brief case riding along Central Park West during rush hour a few months ago. Wouldn't blame any of the cars for getting too close.

The dictator briefly coached the team himself, but his players didn't know whether to call him Coach Q, Coach G, or Coach K.