You forgot girth.

It’s funny how expectations change depending on the segment.

How much mulch? Okay, you already drove it not doing any truck things. Next time - straight to HD/Lowes and load 50 lbs. bags of mulch. How many? Lift over height? Dimension between wheel wells? Overall bed width? Tie downs - where/how many/convenient??? Six footer driving; max height person behind? Under rear seat…

Can an adult sit in the back seat?

I know it’s hard to say from just a press drive, but did it strike you as a vehicle that you will still see on the road in 10 years? Do you think someone could conceivably own one of these well past the point it’s paid off — say, 10-15 years, or maybe more? Did you get the impression it was something seemingly built…

Do the utes of today recognize the hard work and suffering of earlier generations of BRATs, El Caminos and Mavericks?

“At that point we’ll have the same problem we have right now.”

Looks like the proper/healthy way to deal with this. It becomes an event you can no longer control; getting angry, yelling, etc, will do nothing to change the outcome at that point in time.

I would gladly compete in gladitorial combat to get one of those in real life. It is very much worth the humiliation of standing in front of an audience wearing only a loincloth and a single pauldron.

Not Sure, Stelantis may still own the rights to that name, via AMC.......

I assumed Rivian Cargo Van. You’re probably right, though.

The Delivian! - Who wouldn’t want to say over and over again, “Rivian Delivian”

Probably not worth the effort when it will universally be called “the Amazon van”.

PISS
Prime Intelligent Shipping System

Large

I’ve never been able to successfully order more than 2.

Isn’t that question covered by bird law?

The really expensive stuff is generally where the focus is, because anything flight critical has pretty strict regulations around it. Interior bits and pieces, by contrast, sometimes get let slide — not because of direct expense, but because airlines don’t have spare planes just sitting around and taking a plane out…