I purge the NOS system to cool the batteries. 

I thought about that, but I think I’m going to just go with a nice single-color wrap and call it a day.

Mostly because my wife still has to occasionally drive this.

Those legit super advans or some knock offs? Either way I'm enjoying this "build". 

I’m not sure if this is a good thing, but it started out as kind of a joke, but has actually turned into something I love. This car actually looks kind of cool, and drives great. I can’t wait to get the wrap and coilovers on. 

I don’t smoke, but if you’re offering...

Lighten up, Francis.

The nearest waffle house is 900 miles away, but if we had one, I definitely would. 

Three miles, give or take. (No, I’m not serious)

What’s the range with those lights on?

You know nothing about my needs!

I think you may be going to the wrong website for your needs.

Is the judge cute?

You get paid to drive and write about weird cars, can’t be that dumb. I’m still not warming up my car, but it is fairly new and I live in Florida.

But do you have to wear pants to that meeting?

Not a good idea in Alabama. Drive without pants and you’re getting a ticket and a meeting with the judge.

Your Idiot is the most important job title I have, and I wear it with pride.

The worst opinions are always

I can solve that one easily for them.

Jason, you are an idiot, but we all thought that long before this article. Plus, you’re OUR idiot.

The fact that people are getting mad at the subject of whether or not to warm up their car makes me mad.