Okay, in my fantasy, he gets arrested and imprisoned and THEY LET HIM KEEP HIS PHONE. I want to read everything about how much it sucks there for him.

Nah, his funeral will be covered by Russia after he flees there to seek asylum to avoid criminal charges.

Speaking of which. Did you see fmr PM Mulroney throw copious amounts of shade at Trump in his speech?

I was hoping it was a photographic premonition a la The Omen. Looking forward to Trump’s impending impalement by a stray windowpole.

At least Clinton could have avoided picking a fight with Canada.

If by nice and boring you mean non-stop Congressional investigations into every time she blinked the wrong way and Senate Republicans almost definitely blocking every single judicial nominee that wasn’t hand selected by the Federalist Society then sure.

In the case of McCain, the dude (Former Col. Tran Trong Duyet)who held him Prisoner actually gave him a nice tribute. Probably still not invited, but more welcome than Trump?

Hoping it’s the angel of death touching him with a bolt of light. SOON.

I miss Hillary Clinton.  Yeah, I said it.  Can you imagine how nice and boring her presidency would have been?

I was hoping there was a Jedi off screen plunging his lightsaber into the Squatter-in-chief.

My girlfriend and I just had something similar to this happen. We went to the movies late last Saturday night. When we came out it was a big group of kids hanging out when a couple started to argue. At first it was just playful so I didn’t think anything of it until I heard the magic phrase “what the fuck are you…

KFC and cologne : (

I believe you but I can’t see anything on the video, probably my monitor. . I can get a better idea from the still photo, and from the look on her face. “Fucking asshole”.

Did they have a prenup? Does Priyonas??? Fascinated by celebrity breakup logistics...

And of course he comments “Y’all won” on the post like her fans are the ones who caused his numerous transgressions and drove him to cheat 🙄

“Which was immediately snatched up by Jason Velazquez, a digital marketing director, who purchased the domain for a mere $6. Rudy’s accidentally invoked site, G-20.in, now states that “Donald Trump is a traitor to our country.”

Offset’s always seemed like an ass to me, but I do feel bad for her. It would suck to constantly have people cheering for the demise of your relationship and career.

Erron Martez Dequan Brown was apprehended last week.

They’re doing exactly the right thing. Anybody who claims to be an ally or claims not to be racist, but complains about peaceful protests because it inconveniences them can fuck right the fuck off. Nothing has ever been accomplished by walking on eggshells to avoid offending the sensibilities of apathetic white…

Just the uniform.