She said he came twice, though (right? or was she referring to herself?) which most likely means he got hard twice. Of course I can't speak for all men, but at 33, my last involuntary erection popped up a good 20+ years ago. Though this does have me thinking about a time, at 17, that I was coerced into sex. I've…

He busted a nut twice

Sure, Austin was trying to talk himself out of it, but his penis, with the golden pubes around it, had no problem with Flo. And the dominant-submissive boudoir chatter was a lot hotter than the nth gross-out Masters & Johnson master-and-slave role play dirty talk.

That's one of the most embarrassing things, when animals see in that that state — by yourself or with others.

I thought the comments on this one might be all serious a la Sonya Saraya racism but you n's still got [bad] jokes!

Charcoal bread? It could pass as pastrami on pumpernickel.

He's really subverting his whole gay pandering act with that Napoleon Dynamite costume

Seeing this yesterday got me listening to Celebrity Skin and thinking Billy Corgan could have a lucrative side career ghost writing pop songs for the likes of Kelly Clarkson and Lana Del Rey.

His rough trade twink porn career looms closer with each passing incident.

A roast to Rivers' roast beef walls.

Poor lil Annie Q's newborn baby was abandoned by its mommy and hot blond sean-cody-stepdaddy all within a short span of hours.

If Whitney had only been coming down from her Xanax cloud — trust me — her pussy would've been parched too.