I feel like this is what Bowie meant to so many of us, exactly this friendship you describe. Thank you.

Yeah, I’m going totally hijack this for David Bowie.

So basically, the plot will be:
Him and Seth Rogan stumble upon a bunch of weed and try to hide it at the Tori Spelling “mom character’s” house, while practicing their one act play about what if Camus and Jack Nicholson met in real life and tried to be diplomats?

I’ll be honest. I do not like Leonardo DiCaprio.

“Old white feminists” would be a valid criticism if there was a young woman of color running, but since the alternative is an old white man, I’m not sure what the point of your phrasing is.

Yes, I know. You’re voting for Bernie. Clinton is the establishment candidate. She takes money from corporations. He’s a man of the people. #feelthebern #notvotingforhillary #goingtostatetheaboveeverytimehernameisevermentionedanywhere

I assumed it’s supposed to be “talk” instead of “walk” to the daughters.

I completely forgot about that. SHIPPING RESCINDED.

As a parent of teenager, I hear this stuff all the time, and it makes my skin crawl. Yeah, kids mature at different rates, that’s significant because . . . ? And so many of these girls would love to look younger but just bloomed early. Others just want to dress and look a certain way, very often because they want to…

She’s an A-lister who I almost never see in the tabloids and lives a relatively quiet private life. I don’t get where you get “attention whore” from that, especially compared to the average celebrity (including those this site deems worthy of near-worship.)

Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t get the Anne Hathaway hate. I would have done the same in her situation. I imagine she felt really violated, but she used it to empower herself and screw over the photographer. Well-played.

Annie looks lovely and glowing. And now I wish I had worn more bikinis while pregnant.

Yup. Martha Lucas absolutely saved A New Hope in the editing room. The original cut with Lucas’s editor was a disaster. That’s why Irvin Kershner shot Empire Strikes Back in such a way that there weren’t enough master shots for the editor to cut the movie in any way other than the way he wanted.

I think he means that he used the best technology available to him at the time. And he wasn’t intentionally creating some retro old timey atmosphere. He wants it to be a living, breathing universe that people of all times can get caught up in. Not a nostalgia trip for people of a certain age.

We’ve known that from the beginning, but I don't think George did. His ex-wife was a big part of the reason those movies are bearable.

I guess it’s easier to have a tantrum than to admit that the original success of Star Wars was due to the brilliant editing by his ex-wife, that the prequels he made surrounded by his yes-men were laughably horrible, and that after he sold the franchise to Disney they made an awesome movie without him.

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY ASSLESS CHAPS?

THATS THE POINT OF CHAPS.

OTHERWISE THEY’RE JUST PANTS.

0% appealing.

It would be great if he trolled them by saying his favorite verse was Ezekiel 23:20.

The only good thing about Love Actually is that it inspired Lindy West’s hilarious takedown: