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What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

I can’t believe you receive a 50 dollar birthday check every year, you wallet sucking monster

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

We decided not to mention that, because the “I’m going to use Jalopnik to sell my car” thing seems a bit cheap. But yes. You can bid on it!

No prob man! Sounds like a great situation!

Per eye witness, suspect was egged on by a crowd of people to kill the victim

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

What about the 300 million guns already in private hands? Confiscate them? Go door to door? If you're going to repeal the 2nd amendment, be prepared to repeal the 4th and 5th as well.

I own a BMW, use my turn signals, and only take up one space in a parking lot. Am I rare?

Holy fucking shit, why is it always a BMW?

“Here’s what really amazes me about this whole thing: the student driver must have felt the car hitting and rolling over the front wheel of the motorcycle; the driver pauses there, after all. It’s the fact that the driver then keeps going and runs over the rest of the bike. It’s like the driver realized they hit the

Shep. We need to have a talk. I need you to stop posting good deals on stuff that I didn't know I wanted. You and your team are killing what disposable income I had.

Shep. We need to have a talk. I need you to stop posting good deals on stuff that I didn't know I wanted. You and

Making claims that the cop somehow was about to kill the biker is an outright lie! an accurate analysis of the video evidence.

Not that I expect this comment to go anywhere but can you go back to using the date in the title of the article instead of using the word 'Today.' e.g. All The Best Deals For March 18, 2015

Not that I expect this comment to go anywhere but can you go back to using the date in the title of the article

The real question now is: How can he one-up Colbert's goodbye?

The guy is an air force vet. I highly doubt critiquing him for living with his mom is a fair character judgement.