Looks like they also photoshopped an empty wine bottle out of Johnny Depp's hand.

All soda is devil-ish to be honest.

'caffeine free sprite' is redundant. Sprite is a naturally caffeine-free beverage as are most lemon-lime sodas.

It was a god-send to me as a child of parents who believed in Lodon Broil for dinner at least 2 nights a week.

Well….swish swish, bish.

A stylish diva that has an excellent ticket for the basketball game.

Steak tastes great with A1 sauce.

Steak tastes great with A1 sauce.

It's a little bit of both.

What daddy order? Fish filet?

Do you know when the air date or month might be?

Is Riverdale Season 2 coming back in 2017?

I thought Eddie waited 'til he finished high school.

Does this mean Katy Perry is the millennial generation's Randy Jackson?

It's a terrible strain on the actor's gills.

Julianne Moore in a Todd Haynes film again? She's such a Todd hag!

He only had KRS-One job!

Veronica: I saw you watching Betty and Jughead. You were looking at them…wistfully.
Archie: Wistfully?
Veronica: Longingly.
Archie: They weren't that far away, Ronnie.

If this is true then it'll be the result of a very hardworking PR agent. And Johnny should remember to get them a very nice Christmas gift.

Water always finds its level.