For the lulz.

I’ve been eating yucky burgers from McDonald’s all my life.

Yes, it is, because it’s definitely a bird’s head in side-view.

That was my first thought as well.

The Internet age is definitely worse. Back then, bad stuff only haunted you at school. Today, it follows you home. There’s no escape.

Don’t forget Shabu Shabu!

It’s like putting LED headlights on a ‘65 Mustang, and then doing things to make the LEDs cast light like incandescent bulbs.

Space Harrier lyrics cannot be more official, sung by the great Takenobu Mitsuyoshi.

This is amazing - Space Harrier always sounded like it was meant to be sung. I used to hum that song at the arcade constantly. That and Hang-On. Hang-on needs lyrics.

I’m actually reading and responding to this mid-fuck so, as you can tell, I’ve already made great strides. Thank you. OHMYGODIMCUMMING!!!

I’m just gonna leave this here...

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

PFT made some excellent points, but here’s the gist;

When you’re part of a resistance group that fights alien clothing

ET’s contribution to the video game crash tends to be far overstated. It was itself a victim of the plummeting game console market. 1982 saw a glut in shovelware being produced for consoles, leading to $5 bargain bins and good games going unnoticed. At the same time the personal computer saw a huge boom and…

“My memory’s getting a little rusty” takes on new meaning.

That’s my kind of birthday cake.

What is almost never talked about in articles like this is the fact that our culture's very fixation with obesity as a kind of moral failure on the part of the overweight individual may be contributing to these negative outcomes. Likewise, our absolute conviction that excess weight is always a CAUSE of poor health…

Plus, to judge him on his attractiveness as a woman is kind of to miss the enitre point of the PSA, no?