Years ago, before the game was even made, I tried this game out at a convention and told the fellow demoing it pretty much exactly what you said.

Well, I found an English sub of the video which says the vocalist is Maki Chang (まきちゃんぐ):

I think the problem with Valve is that they’ve hired really excellent clever people who are good at.... all sorts of useful things like sensory perception in games, tactile feedback, VR, and cool stuff.

If they gave us the option to filter out one line reviews, that’d be a massive help.

The only reason chickens don’t normally eat each other is because they haven’t worked out how delicious they are. But when they get the taste...! No stopping them!!

Also Amazon made me put my complimentary $20 credit (because I preordered two copies) towards buying $1200 of worthless watches.

That is a good idea. Thanks! I’ll give it a go, if no-one at Amazon gets back to me in the time they said they would.

Nah, they’ve been rubbish. We’re at the final hurdle, but it’s been so frustrating.

You forgot to mention the bit where it was set up as a promotion on Amazon so they would only allow one watch per customer even if they ordered both Vita and 3DS copies of the game. And staff with no idea of the situation would do nothing but quote Terms And Conditions in an attempt to just make customers give up and…

Actually, I like the Wonka brand candy. Nerds and Runts and Everlasting Gobstoppers.

I’ve seen them in specialist American candy shops, so I went and bought one once. Rather unpleasant really; the sponge was sort of bendy and vaguely plastic-like, slightly stale but somehow oily, and the filling seemed to be that “marshmallow fluff” stuff that’s so sweet it burns your throat. Always interesting to try…

Huh, I posted that back in February, and... it’s resurfaced all of a sudden.

I feel like general attitude to music’s changed over time such that melodies are getting to be considered naff / cheesy these days. Which is a bit... sad, really.

Oh God. Ash is so stupid he’s never going to escape. I mean, he seems immune to learning from experience and life, so I doubt some poor teacher is going to crack it.

So tragic. A solution for those who do not have the space or money for a dakimakura.

I just tried looking up the price of one of these bundles on Amazon.co.jp and guess the price?

Not for me! It didn’t sing a lovely song!

Whoever it is, they need to sell this song as a single!

This is hands down the best advert for a console since Segata Sanshirou.

I think Sony’s main aim is to sell 4K TVs with HDR, so they thought “hmm, a lot of people buy PS4s, so lets make a console to promote TV sales” rather than “lets make a console with features that people have been asking for”.