I like this better!

Yes! Try "Zookeeper Battle" on mobile - it's a simple PVP match 3 game. You'll find yourself fighting someone called "Sayaka-mama" (written in Kanji) or something of that nature that screams "I am someone's mother", and they wipe the floor with you! Random Japanese mums are absolute ninjas at gaming!

These are some weak moves. I mean, my 67 year old mum does a better hadouken when she's practising tai-chi, and that Chun Li can barely gently kick without unbalancing herself. She probably has a Wii Fit age of 43!

I want to say - some way in a way that doesn't sound really sexist - sorry, I don't know how...

Can eroge be something you're "good at"?

Certainly they should. Vita is doing so much better in Japan than PS4 it would be insane not to.

Na na na na na na na na na na katamari damacy.....

Looks like "Pit Fighter - The Side Scrolling Beat-em-up".

Well, that's just tragic. Hopefully one day they will learn to embrace their inner Tingle and find peace.

And Yoshi is a guy who lays eggs who is dating a trans-whatever-species-Birdo-is.... so.... I dunno, what does that make Yoshi? Some form of pansexual? Are there actually male and female yoshis? Is Birdo the only Birdo? Who knows?

Tingle is a fun character, I like him a lot. His DS game was fun too. I don't really understand why he is so disliked.

Pinball FX2 : Treasure Hunter 0.73%

Cool beans!

My ultra rare PSN trophies are all for TxK. They just make me think "More people should play this. It's a great game!"

I feel like Fahrenheit was a great game, until it broke itself... and that people will only realise it's a great game if you don't tell them it's a great game, because they're in for such great disappointment if you do.

He had a team of 22 great, creative people in his company. He should've hired one lion tamer (aka project / account manager) to beat him with a chair and whip him into making one game - just the one, single game, not the thousands in his head. To get the devs and creatives to estimate on how much can be done and say…

I think I would not be happy to employ someone who makes such critical judgments about their coworkers based on such a trivial matter. I mean, it's not like he (or she) is drinking a pint of vodka for lunch or, well, anything that would impair his ability to work.

Erm... I feel I ought to warn you, Bioforge hasn't aged well, especially the controls. Good luck!

Reminds me of the old DOS game "Bioforge". One of the first things you do in that game is break into someone's prison cell and beat them to death with their own arm...

Banks were so not consumer friendly in the 1990s. You could only use them between the hours of 9am and 12pm, or 2pm to 4pm, but not on Wednesdays or Saturday afternoons, or Sundays, or bank holidays. And if you wanted to do anything other than withdrawn or deposit money, you had to book an appointment weeks in advance!