I think the secret to long life is probably never be scared to live.

Ah, 106 years and he still hasn't finished reading Romance Of The Three Kingdoms. It just takes that long.

I wish Konami hadn't gone all-out on smartphone apps.

My first guess was Senran Kagura. You win.

These aren't just great yuri anime, they are some of the best anime ever. If you manage to give Oniisama-e a few new fans, that'll be worth it. Wow that show is full of crazy women and crushing emotion. But when you try to watch it in Viki, all the viewer comments - they don't even know how hurtful they are. Switch…

Wow, you'd have to be an absolute Xbox One nut. I'm all for console gaming over PC gaming, but... really, you might as well get a Win 8 gaming laptop and Xb1 controller.

It looks like he's an ex Speedball 2 player.

Oh wow! It's like it lets you travel to 1997!

His technique is awful. Perhaps what is really needed is something educational to teach people how to fondle breasts *better*. Like, lower points for sticking your thumbs right into that poor girl, and not caring about her reaction.

For some reason it's making me hungry for Char Siu Bao.

This is what I do between keypresses when waiting for a long OS install.

Well, we're used to adult females (e.g. Megumi Ogata, Minami Takayama and Romi Park) playing young males, but it's very rarely the other way round (adult male playing young female), so a person would start to think about it more...

I think of Sugita Tomokazu as Hideki in Chobits, and Yu Kobayashi as being that woman who draws nightmares in black and red lines. And Nobuyo Ohyama as being "the old lady who can finish Arkanoid in one credit". :) What have you done to me, Kotaku?

That is utterly horrible. I'm laughing too much.

I always found more fun in the spin-off non-sandbox sims games, the ones on handheld where you'd guide a sim through life, the "life stories" ones, etc. They have sets of goals, levels, and that satisfies me more as a gamer.

I wonder how hot it really is. I mean, Japanese people aren't used to hot curries, Indian style.

That paper looks like proper science. Interesting! :)

Or more like: "Professor, my dad told me be played something called Space Invaders, and my mother loves Bubble Bobble, and my grandad has stories about pinball and great mechanical gaming machines. Are you sure gaming only started in 1994?"

Your sim ran away because he wanted to play video games? You know, I would have thought EA would have introduced mobile gaming into The Sims by now.

DQ is back off being Nintendo-exclusive? Ooh, trouble...