My favorite Graham Norton moment involving Jenifer Aniston

I’m so sorry for your loss. This is truly tragic.

I’m so sorry for your friend and your loss. Heartbreaking.

I’m very sorry for your loss.

People don’t even know that HIV and AIDS are still killing Americans today. We seem to think that because treatment exists, everyone who is HIV+ is being treated.

Unless you consistently ‘work’ 3600 seconds per hour you should be able to understand why making someone do more work than typical, while not requiring them to stay extra time, is still dickish. People like having free time while on the clock, in fact I do everything in my power to minimize the time I spend at work…

I know. I have a phone that autocorrects many things incorrectly that I don’t notice til later. Still getting used to it. My meaning is clear which means it’s fine. Usually when the meaning is clear I don’t bother to open the edit window as if often causes kinja glitches on my end. I also definitely know how to…

This is easily the dumbest thing I’m going to read all day. Which is impressive since it’s not even noon yet.

Don’t get me wrong Peggy Bundy was one of my favorite parts of Married With Children (I liked it as a kid, I understand it’s a tad problematic). But when you have, maybe had at this point, talent and are super wealthy dressing like Peggy Bundy isn’t ... Enviable? Classy? Interesting? It seems kinda desperate and weird.

Nothing is good enough in the eyes of the righteous.

It’s a benefit concert with the goal of raising lots of $$$. Doesn’t it behoove them to get the biggest, most commercial acts they can? It’s also being booked to bring some joy to the victims, who happen to be Ariana Grande fans and would LOVE all of the acts they lined up. Truly, no good deed goes unpunished in this…

that also doesn’t matter you misguided twat.

Tiffany Trump is like that girl who adds you on FB (even though she ignored you back in junior high) & has “School of Hard Knocks” under Education. The only thing stopping you from unfriending her is all the awesome drama on her wall.

His father then replied:

They are not ashamed of the way they feel and it’s evident whenever you point a phone in their face and their prejudices are echoed with an even louder volume.

All I can think of is Jenna Maroney on America’s Kidz Got Singing

Holy crap! That was a lot of things going on!

Morally superior to someone who uses “faggot” as an insult?