I’m sorry about your experience; as a public employee, I often resent that I only get what little the law guarantees me. That said, this is nonsense:

Nutmeg, you are gorgeous. Don’t ever change! I love old cats!!

Mine drinks bathwater, while we’re in the tub. And when there’s no water in the tub, he sits in it, and screams the most horrendous screams. He is... special!

At least he’s not climbing into the toilet bowl and refusing to hop out. One of mine does this.

This one is too! I’m quite amused by it

The new cat is not surprised.

“Her family is really scared for her safety,” said a source. “She’s just so isolated and spends all her free time watching trash TV and commenting on Jezebel.”

LS has never gotten the props it should—it was way better than FRIENDS, which owed a suspicious amount to it.

Chicago is great.

So, do you get rewards on things only fulfilled by Amazon? Or only the things that are actually sold by them? Because we probably buy 50% from Amazon and 50% from other vendors on their site.