Buttigieg concerns me primarily because he’s one of the “everything is more or less fine” candidates (Biden is another). He’s smart and clean cut and soothing and he’s not going to rock any boats. You could probably stop thinking about politics every day under a Pete administration, like how it was under Obama.

Yeah, I got a COBRA estimate in the mail after I lost my last job. I read it, had a good laugh, and went uninsured for five months. It would have cost me over $6,000 to maintain insurance for that period.

I have a family member who expects totally separate meals consisting of the approximately six or seven foods he will eat prepared for him in addition to whatever the rest of the family is having. At other people’s homes or at restaurants, he will either submit an incredibly specific special order for little kid-style…

I never really got the rabid Chipotle hate. (Labor law violations are bad, obviously- I’m talking strictly about the food.) We have a Chipotle and various local, family-run Mexican places in my area which exist on a spectrum of how #authentic they are. They and Chipotle are separate things. No one I know locally thinks…

Rule of thumb for any New! Super! Awesome! product created for anything to do with vaginas: it causes cancer. New kind of disposable menstrual product with bells and whistles? Cancer. New birth control that means you don’t have to have a period? (Remember the ad blitz for Yaz?) Cancer. Cheaper sex toys? Cancer. New…

Yes, his flying monkeys are really something too.

If you turn off the lights and say “Ricky Gervais” three times on twitter, even if you don’t @ him, he’ll appear in your mentions.

The posts are here because the attack happened last night (US time), and this was the most recent article posted at the time. My post was from last night.

Also, we just assassinated Gen. Qasem Soleimani of the Iranian Quds Force and maybe kicked off WWIII.

I’m a Hunter main and I’d like to nominate my own combat-socks-and-sandals from the Forsaken expansion for worst armor in Destiny. Holy god are they ugly. 

Third, actually. Linda Culkin was hit by a car in May, and a John Doe accuser in an ongoing suit died of unclear causes in September.

Fallout 4 and Skyrim are my favorite games. I am really, really worried about Bethesda because shit like this means their code is still spaghetti.

The last time I flew (last month), I got treated to front row seats for the TSA screaming at and berating the guy in front of me in line to go through the scanners. His offense: he needed a belt to keep his pants up, they demanded (at a yell) that he remove it, and then commenced yelling at him for not being able to…

Is there a dress so spectacularly unflattering in back that it can ruin even JLo’s ass and legs? Turns out, yes!

A lot of grown women are baby-partnered, honey.

Finally an answer to the perennial racist refrain, “But when is WHITE history month???”

Legally, it depends on the state you live in. Some have revenge porn laws, some don’t. Often you can be left trying to sue under intellectual property law to get things taken down instead, which... uh... gets interesting.

Oh shit, is it Kick An Ally day and I missed the memo again?!

It’s my favorite game at the grocery store. I was astonished the other day to see a couple with exactly the same crooked mouth and nose, towing two crooked-mouth-and-nosed children. HOW DID YOU FIND EACH OTHER?! (And are you sure you’re not blood relatives?!)

Benedict Cumberbatch is the reigning king of this. Who knew there were two of him? I deadass thought he had a sister the first time I saw a photo of the two of them together.